You buy a coat and vest, pants are half off! haha

Ok so after Sen. Ensign's affair went public, now we got Gov. Mark Sanford R- SC flying off to Argentina to get it on with his mistress. What is it with Republicans, that they can't seem to be faithful to their wives, or abide by the vows they've made to their wife, God and in front of their families? I mean, is fidelity only for the little people, in the Republican playbook?

Also, do we know if his mistress is an American citizen, or is she an illegal immigrant? What's wrong with American fur-burger Governor???

And why couldn't he have let the Lt. Gov know he was leaving the country, so that someone was minding the store?

Question, who is the big winner in all this?