Sean Hannity, posterboy for perverts everywhere, propped up the carcass of former Vice President Dick Cheney on his Fox News program-"Hannity" this week.

Hannity stood behind the Dickster and when he thought he had the maximum audience and attention, carefully untied the belt and ripped open the front panels of Cheney's trenchcoat. Hannity expected the maximum reaction--screaming from the women and children. But there lay Dick,  18% of it's former glory. 

The passersby looked at the pathetic Dick, shook their heads and just moved on.  Sad, uninterested and disgusted by the entire pathetic display.

But Sean, never one to quit, pumped the Dickster full of Viagra, telling him that he could return to his former glory and "tomorrow night will be better."  And so it went-another night of mutual ass-kissing, carassing and sensitivity.  But the death rattle coming from Dick made it clear.  There would be no action.  It was over.

So Sean turned to his back-up plan.  THE ROVESTER!! Yes, Karl Rove.  The biggest Dick in America! Look at that shiny head.  Just what Sean needed.  And like a vibrator with new batteries, THE ROVESTER filled Sean's every need. 

And the passersby looked at the pathetic Dicks, shook their heads and just moved on.  Sad, uninterested and disgusted by the entire pathetic display.

And Sean was confused-"Obama shook a GUY'S HAND!"  Don't you people understand?!  "Shaking a guy's hand is like, well it's like........." 

And the passersby looked at the pathetic dick, shook their heads and just moved on.  Sad, uninterested and disgusted by the entire pathetic display.