If only Henry Ford invented an assembly line that produced vehicles to run on opium, Afghanistan would get a little more attention from the US military.

The recent suicide bombings put the jayvee occupation back in the news. A sad admission is that I hadn't been giving the country much thought lately.

It's not like they have anything else that would be of interest to the US government or American citizens for that matter.

If recent intel is true - and how can we dumb citizens know if it is or not - then Osama Bin Laden is hiding out just across the Afghan border in the mountains of Pakistan, way beyond the reach of our armed forces.

Yes, the man Bush declared he'd find "Dead or Alive" is still alive and making more videos than American Idol winners.

You have to wonder if "Osama Bin Chillin" was running an illegal Oil for Food campaign would he still be allowed to travel from mountain top to mountain top like a wealthy Sherpa?

No Oil gets No Love from the US.